false alarm. still invincible.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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