do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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