did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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