We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
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were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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