My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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