We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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