She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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