if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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