bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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