Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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