Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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