are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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