i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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