Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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