Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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