i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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