I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
