Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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