Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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