Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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