first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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