I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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