Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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