i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Just cropdusted the office
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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