? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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