Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
