Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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