So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro