I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
my nose is crying tears of wow.