Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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