I smell stomach acid.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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