can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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