If that was your dad, he is hot
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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