JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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