don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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