It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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