I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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