This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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