honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize