Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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