...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
we're so committed to being not committed
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