he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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