I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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