covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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