we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Found your dick twin last night
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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