i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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