Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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