everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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