I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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