We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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