I am in a vortex of obligation.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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