And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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