Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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