I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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